Monkey Torment
Getting cold feet on the Z1000SX. Even an early one is still £5K and I've not been able to convince my joyless internal accountant that it's worth that much more than the VFR. I've had the Honda for 7 years now and have become very attached to it, so selling it is out of the question. So I'm back looking at Monkey bikes again... a new one is £2K less than the Kawasaki, for a start. This could be me! Except I'm fatter. And I'll be laying on the tarmac, wondering where the bike went (possibly up my bum crack).