Turbo trouble, episode 7148

The car has been off the road all week (missing the heatwave) and it turned out the fault was due to a big hole in the crossover intake trunking (see above). It was hidden from view and I only found it after taking all the trunking off to inspect it (thanks to Rugger and my brother for guessing it was an induction leak). Trouble is, I can't seal it again! First I tried electricians tape, then duct tape, then layers of duct tape and velcro straps, but all of them give way under full boost. I'm advertising for a replacement now, I know I should fix it properly but that means an intercooler and I don't have the time at the moment.
I've set the Konis to 1-turn from maximum soft now, it's working really well now.