Bit of a Herbie Moment

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I'd like it known that I have a survived a horrible, firey accident, with just a ruptured achilles tendon.  I would like that, but the actual reality is rather different:
  • Discover high-tech device that secures the wastegate actuator (a paperclip) has failed.
  • Fit new paperclip, take car for furious 20 mile test drive.
  • Park car outside house, apply handbrake, exit car.
  • Mrs B notices car is rolling down the road on a Herbie-style adventure.
  • I set off in pursuit, somehow ending up in collision with ground.  Ankle no longer functions, pain.
  • Car collides with neighbour's Astra, smashing rear light cluster.
  • Neighbour upset (same bloke who's fence I damaged with Mr's B B'ingo last year), but his car undamaged.
  • Go to A&E department at 11pm, leave at 3:30am with leg in plaster.
What happened with the handbrake?  I suspect as the blazing hot rear discs cooled, it became ineffective.  There's no chance of me investigating anytime soon though.

I'm on crutches for 8 weeks now, so that's the end of my car shenanigans for some time.  I can work from home so I won't be completely bored, and of course I will save on petrol.  I'm trying to stay up-beat and treat this as another chapter in the rich adventure of life, where I will discover new strengths and talents that have remained latent so far.  However, when I'm going up and down the stairs on my arse like a 2-year-old, it seems more like an insight into my life in 30 years time.

This is because of what I said about Tenby, isn't it?  They must have switched to voodoo, following the failure of their elite bovine assasins.

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