I scared a dog, and I liked it

I terrified the dog this afternoon when fitting the waste water pipe. He was already spooked when a 2m pipe starting to emerge through the wall... when I started speaking through it ('Jack is a baaad baaaaaad dog') it was all too much and he hid around the side of the house.
Not only am I cruel to animals, I've been a tad grumpy with the rest of the tribe this weekend. Think I need another holiday... long weekend coming up! Oh, kitchen... damn.