Hometime
Now that I'm fully adjusted to the time difference, and even getting used to the weather, it's time to go home. And I've not bought anybody a present as you can get everything in the UK for less money; I won't be popular.
As it's way too hot for any civilised person, I've been using cabs to get about, even for short distances. Only yesterday did I finally hit the jackpot with a ride in one of these ancient Toyota Crowns. It was big, noisy and bumpy with a sea of black vinyl inside, just as you'd expect it, and with a driver who seemed to have less knowledge than me about local geography, it was TOTAL MEGASHITE!
As it's way too hot for any civilised person, I've been using cabs to get about, even for short distances. Only yesterday did I finally hit the jackpot with a ride in one of these ancient Toyota Crowns. It was big, noisy and bumpy with a sea of black vinyl inside, just as you'd expect it, and with a driver who seemed to have less knowledge than me about local geography, it was TOTAL MEGASHITE!