No, I live in the post-apocalypse hell of 7 Days to Die . I've been here weeks now, it's a horrifying yet hugely compelling survival game set after a nuclear war, in a world now overrun with zombies. I lived on top of this hardware store for quite some time, in a little wooden shack. By day I'd ransack the nearby abandoned town, dodging zombies and living on tinned food I'd scavenged. At night the zombies can run - I'd cower in my shack as they screamed and beat at the walls. But every 7th night it's a Blood Moon - meaning a horde of particularly aggressive dead folks turn up. And you get bigger hordes each time. This game features real physics, so it's quite possible for buildings to collapse if sufficiently damaged, and the hordes were doing this on such a scale I was spending days shoring it up. I had to move out of this neighbourhood. So I started on a purpose-built fortress -the terrifying Castle Lawrence ! Ideally located in...