Eunos Chump will soon be coming to you from a
digital computer! This is a major step forward and will bring a host of new features, such as the phrase 'Mark is Ace' scrolling up the screen really fast (initially in monochrome but soon to feature random colour changes), and a text-based adventure game where you'll get to repeatedly see a round green door being drawn very slowly, before Gandalf cleaves your skull. You'll also be prompted to play a nice game of chess or tic-tac-toe, though if your name is Dave I'm afraid it won't be able to do that.
Eunos Chump will soon be coming to you from a digital computer! This is a major step forward and will bring a host of new features, such as the phrase 'Mark is Ace' scrolling up the screen really fast (initially in monochrome but soon to feature random colour changes), and a text-based adventure game where you'll get to repeatedly see a round green door being drawn very slowly, before Gandalf cleaves your skull. You'll also be prompted to play a nice game of chess or tic-tac-toe, though if your name is Dave I'm afraid it won't be able to do that.
